Show caller in. Producer out.

Your show caller sounds too polished to answer.
We translate.

Real-time translation from very polished British English into what he actually means, and back again. Built live on a two-day arena show in Dubai, perfected in a WhatsApp group the night it ended.

Channel 1 · Show caller
He said
“It’s been an absolute delight working with you. We delivered a show that you promised your client.”
He meant
We killed it. 
Latency: under one GO01 / 08
The phrasebook

Every line here was said for real.

Nothing is made up. These came in as voice notes and texts between a show caller and the team who built the show, on one Saturday night, after the last cue.

“No rest for the wicked.”
TRANSLATES TO
Booked again Monday.
“Don’t go ahead of cues.”
TRANSLATES TO
Wait for the GO.
“Let’s have a sit down when all the dust has settled.”
TRANSLATES TO
Drinks soon.
“You’ve now worked with the best. You’ve been spoiled.”
TRANSLATES TO
He’s bragging. He’s also right.
“It’s my final hurrah with her.”
TRANSLATES TO
See you tomorrow morning.
“Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaah!!!”
TRANSLATES TO
Approved.
“U sound to polished i cant answer”
REVERSE MODE, PRODUCER TO BRITISH
I find myself momentarily lost for words.
“You’re arguing math against the robot.”
REVERSE MODE, PRODUCER TO BRITISH
I’d gently suggest the figures are in order.
What it does

Built by people who never leave dead air.

Speaks fluent GOHolds every line until the caller calls it. Never jumps a cue.
Works on voice notesIncluding the four-minute ones recorded on the drive home.
Comes with a robotDoes the maths before you finish your sentence. Do not argue with the robot.
Zero dead airIf nobody answers, it says good morning. Every morning.
Two-wayBritish to producer, producer to British, polish added or removed to taste.
Show testedTwo show days, one arena, one show caller who has worked with the best.
Founded 7 November, 22:29, Dubai

The team.

Bought the domain
Mr. George
Laughed first
Mr. Pierre
Cut in at 22:31
Hugsy
The robot
Claudia

Sister site, coming soon: yourtelepromptor.com (Hugsy’s idea, so it will be on cue.)